Here I am, world!
(Sorry the picture is really bad. I couldn't find the good camera this morning, and had to grab the old one.)
((Besides, last belly pic, lots of people clicked on my picture and blew it up to ginormous full screen and stared at it, which freaked me out when I checked my site meter. Blurry is good.))
(((I should get Kevin to take these pictures, but when he leaves for work I'm still laying in bed moaning, "Oh God I haaaate work! I don't waaaant to go!")))
Just last night I said to Kevin, "I must have a really small stomach. Because I'm at 4 months and I'm not showing."
After seeing my picture, now I know why he just looked at me and said, "I love you." He was probably pinching himself not to laugh in my face.
I still don't feel pregnant. I sleep on my stomach. I forget to take my vitamins. I wander into stores and head happily for my size only to stop short and think, "Damn it. I'm pregnant and can't wear anything here."
So, no, it still doesn't feel real. I don't feel pregnant. I feel fat, sluggish, and depressed.
Since I had the camera out, I took a picture of my bloated, pregnant face just to see if I do indeed have double chins like Wal-Mart PictureME! caught in 9 out of 10 shots.
Look at that! Only one chin. Clearly, I have mad photography skilz since I can take an akward picture of myself in my bathroom and NOT have double chins.
(I really need to get my roots done. And a hair cut. I look rough. Maybe I should ditch the flat iron? Ugh. My face is nothing but CHEEKS. I was probably a squirrel in a past life.)
And...here's what Wal-Mart thinks I really look like.
Wal-Mart? You're a tool.
P.S. Blogger, wtf? Why won't you let me put spaces between my paragraphs! GAWD I HATE YOU.
9 comments:
ha ha, you're so funny! I think you look great & you definetly dont have a double chin.
I hate when blogger does that. Bastard. I keep threatening to post pics. 8 weeks and look like I am 4 months, awesome. Plus my bastard book just informed me that I should have put on less than 3 lbs already, what do they know anyway... And of course with Thanksgiving, 8 year anniversary and Christmas coming up, I am well on my way to another 80 lb weight gain. AWESOME! By the way, quit posting haute pics of you and your single chin, you are setting awfully high standards for the rest of us, HA! You know I love ya!
OMG! Your hysterical Jaci!! :)
Oh fuck Blogger and the spaces thing. It drives me NUTS!
What about bangs? That would look cute? No?
Queen of Feisty
Great post! Love it when you add photos! You don't have a double chin!
How about side swept bangs? or pulling the front section back with a clippy? Or pulling both sides back (like grown up pig tails only not pig tails because that's not grown up - not that we have to be grown up - but like just using two clippies to pull the hair back)? Okaaaaaay...I'm stopping now. Way too much blabbering coming from the nerd in the corner.
LOL!
I'm the one with the double chin and I am 8 years pregnant! Don't worry I'm not posting a picture in front of the mirror!
If you had not told us we wouldn't even know you are pregnant, you look great!
Your too much Jaci but I love you!
Thanks for the laughs! I love your cranky honesty!
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