Happy 38th birthday, sweetie!!!!
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What?
Oh, you're expecting a real gift, aren't you? Yeah, ummm...about that...
It's Thursday, and I'm freaking tired. You've seen me dragging my pregnant butt around, barely functional. Did you really think that I heaved myself in the car and made a special trip to the mall? Pfft!
Your gift is the life growing inside of me, okay?
And Jedi squirrels. Because obviously.
Maybe...if you're really special...and I actually have energy past 8:15 pm...
But I doubt I will, so don't get your hopes up.
Love ya!
*Edited to add* I hit 450 Google subscribers! Sweet. And just for all of you guys...


6 comments:
hey i'm a google subscriber!!
Me too, me too!
A guy can't really ask for a better gift.
how do you know how many google subscribers you have????
You're a good wife! It's the thought that counts...or something like that.
Have Elizabeth make him a card with her crayons. Those are the best birthday gifts ever and are treasured forever.
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