Mommyblogger - term thrown on every female blogger with children, even if she never ever ever writes about her children.
Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Blogger - a blogger who lost every identity except MOTHER! in labor and delivery. Writes nothing but Cute Kid Stories and usually refers to her children in super secret code words (Boy Child #1) because who wouldn't stalk her blog and attempt to kidnap her glorious spawn???
Blessed Blogger - always counts her blessings and will only admit to problems if they are in the past tense with a corny Little House on the Prairie life-lesson learned.
Bitter Blogger - rants and vents about how everything in her life pisses her off. Easily spotted by her posts dedicated to tearing trolls (i.e., anyone who anonymously disagrees with them) a new asshole and angry insistence that she does not need anti-depressants. (ex. Ravings of a Mad Housewife)
Jenny Who? Blogger - shamelessly copies The Bloggess' kooky writing style and comes off looking...stupid.
How To Be a MOM Blogger - sparkling toilet bowl tips and coupon savings from the CEO of the Home.
Empire Blogger - her site has multiple layers of blogs, chat rooms, Facebook pages, legions of fans, and a couple assistants to keep her business running.
Blog Whore - Big Pimpin' and clawing her way to an Empire--or else. Easily recognized by her constant ass kissing tweets @BigNameBloggers and attempts to draw internet uproars over to her blog through flaming posts.
Drama Blogger - How?!? Will?!? She?!? DEAL?!?! She always needs advice, hand holding, and reassurance of her awesomeness.
Brand Blogger - Giveaways! Reviews! She swears on everything that is holy that *insert product here* is life changing! She'd sell her soul for a handful of free samples. (Or, at least her prime ad space and two sponsered posts with five hyperlinks containing the words "ballshaft" and "cottony clean".)
Whine-O Blogger - Motherhood is so hard it drives her to drinking...and pill popping...and martyrdom...and bitter resignation that life is going to suck until the kids hit 18.
Blog Clique - Group of mom bloggers who only read/comment/acknowledge their small circle of BFFs. Most often found on Twitter making inside jokes publicly.
Conference Attendees - Upper middle-class white mothers who have the expendable income to drop thousands on
